Isn't it horrible? Only half a nail. Young children scream when they see me, women weep, and men gnash their teeth. To be honest, it's hard to get anything done with all the noise.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
I'm a monster
I must confess to my true nature: I'm a freak. After a lifetime of normalcy, I am now disfigured. Look, if you dare:
Isn't it horrible? Only half a nail. Young children scream when they see me, women weep, and men gnash their teeth. To be honest, it's hard to get anything done with all the noise.
Isn't it horrible? Only half a nail. Young children scream when they see me, women weep, and men gnash their teeth. To be honest, it's hard to get anything done with all the noise.
I have a policy about having monsters in my family. I have now totally disowned and disinherited all ugly fingers in my family. Please do NOT pass down those ugly genes to your offspring.
ReplyDeleteEeesh. Did you get the nail unstuck from your nostril yet?
ReplyDeleteHey! You're spoiling the surprise of my next post!
ReplyDeleteHow about some pictures of those kids?!
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