First of all, in Hell the damned are subject to eternal torture. Here you can see Michelle being tortured by three evil beasts.
In Hell there are terrifying monsters which consume the wicked. Eli has obviously been wicked, since he is being devoured by some ancient crocodile dinosaur beast.
Hell is populated by Satan's minions, whose job it is to dole out punishment to sinners. We had four of Satan's minions along on our trip with us.
Hell is supposed to be hot. South Dakota was hot. The reading of 110 degrees isn't the temperature after the van had been sitting in the sun for a while - it was the temperature while we were driving. And if the 110 degrees wasn't bad enough, there was also a nice 25 mile per hour southerly wind to melt the flesh from your face.
As a matter of fact, the only difference between the two places is that Hell isn't real, while South Dakota was truly, frighteningly, horribly real.
4 comments:
Sounds like you had an absolutely lovely trip!!! We've been watching the temps and thinking of you.
It was 110 in the van...you don't have a/c? Why would you go to Mondak without a/c? That seems foolish - perhaps even in winter.
No, no, no. The 110 degree reading was outside the van. It was nice and cool in the van (we're not savages).
You think hell isn't real? Boy are you in for a surprise.
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