A turtle and her eggs

How do you know if a turtle is a she or a he? Well, if you are a trained epistemologist, you look at the underside of the flippers (if you know what I mean). However, for us laypeople, you look to see if it is laying eggs. If it is laying eggs, it's a girtle (girl/turtle - girtle. ha ha).

On Father's Day we stopped by my parents house for a quick "Hi there! Bye there!", and happened to see this turtle on the side of the road. In this picture, we can guess that it might be a girtle, but we can't be sure.



Now we can be sure! It's a girtle!



And, in case you thought that I had Kelson run out and put a ping-pong ball under a boy turtle, just to fool all of you, here is video evidence: